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Ranking the 2024 

Christmas Adverts

First some vocabulary:

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Read the following reviews about Christmas advertisements and decide whether it is a positive 

or negative review. 

The Coca Cola Christmas missive is always somewhat formulaic, with the branded trucks driving fizzy drinks through the snow to the tune of Holidays Are Coming. It’s been roughly the same since 1995. But this year there’s something... off about it.

That’s because this year’s advert was created with generative AI. If the smiles look fixed and freaky and the hands truly odd, it’s because they were hallucinated out of some computer. The polar bears are a particularly ironic touch, given that energy-hungry data servers required to make this ad probably directly contributed to melting ice caps.

Coca Cola has been embracing generative AI for a while. Last year the company launched Create Real Magic AI, a collaboration with OpenAI and Bain & Company that uploaded all the festive Coca Cola assets for people to play around with. But this year’s fully AI advert has gone down like a lead balloon with viewers. Turns out people don’t want to be served AI slop for Christmas.

Coca Cola did at least get the permission from real actors to use their likenesses, but that’s a far cry from actually casting and paying human professionals. Plus Santa doesn’t get his usual starring role, always staying out of shot. Probably because the AI made him look like some kind of eldritch horror.

Coca Cola

1. positive
2. negative

Take a piece of paper and a pen.

Watch the commercial and award 

points 1 to 10

Write down the name of the ad and the 

number of points you give.

Asda

We’ve got a bit of a personal grievance with this one: even the faintest mention of ice skating reminds us of a particularly painful fall at a Year 4 birthday party, but seeing as this advert is based entirely around ice skating, it’s giving us some pretty strong coccyx-calamity flashbacks. Childhood traumas aside, you can’t help but feel that Asda’s effort lacks some of the razzle dazzle that its competitors offer up in stocking-loads.

Asda

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

Aldi

You can always count on Aldi for fairly priced goods and, as this ad proves, some very good puns. This Dickensian take-off features Ebanana Scrooge (yep, Ebenezer Scrooge in banana form), some punny dad jokes and a brief appearance from Marcus Radishford (Manchester United and England forward Marcus Rashford as, you guessed it, a radish). Rashford’s appearance is for a good cause, helping to promote Aldi’s pledge to donate 1.8m meals to families who need them this Christmas.

Aldi

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

M&S:

The Vicar of Dibley and Spider-Man, AKA Dawn French and Tom Holland, come together as a rather unlikely but entirely likeable duo in this advert. French is a jolly tree fairy, and Holland is a newly sentient Percy Pig. So far, so hallucinogenic, but we respect this advert for the fact that it actually seems to be advertising stuff, rather than the psy-op mind manipulation of the ones that don’t seem even tangentially related to the brand itself. The ad is short, isn’t too sentimental, and gets the point across. Top marks.

M&S

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

Lidl

Now this is an advert. A good, solid advert. It highlights some of Lidl’s particularly tasty deals without feeling too pushy, has some genuinely funny moments, and features one of the best-worst Christmas jumpers we’ve ever had the pleasure of seeing (if anyone knows where we can get our hands on one, please do get in touch). Well done, Lidl.

Lidl

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

Very

We have a bit of an instinctive dislike of this advert simply because we know that if we watched it too many times, that song would get stuck in our heads well beyond the 12 days of Christmas. Other than that, though, it’s not bad at all: highlights include the baby dressed as Santa (always a winner) and its happy-go-lucky, don’t-worry-if-you-pickle-your-liver-and-put-on-two-stone approach to the festive season, which will very much be our mantra this year (and every year preceding, for that matter).

Very

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

JD Sports

We’re well versed in the battle in the charts for the Christmas number one, but who knew 2021 would be the year we saw two sportswear behemoths go head to head for how many zeitgeisty cameos they could cram into one ad? Sports Direct made a sterling effort with theirs, and now JD Sports has hit back — you’ve got your KSIs, your Aitchs, your Maya Jamas, your Jadon Sanchos, to name just a few. It’s not hugely Christmassy (is that a good thing or a bad thing at this point, who knows) but it’s definitely a lot of fun.

JD Sports

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

John Lewis

A John Lewis Christmas ad is a bit like an Ed Sheeran album — it’s going to be solidly made and very popular, but it’s not exactly going to tear up the rulebook. But this is an extremely John Lewis-y ad: an unearthly character who forms a touching bond with a human? Check. A stripped-down cover of a popular song? Of course. And no real mention of the shop? Indeed. The lightbulb-bothering alien does make it feel like a Christmassy remake of Stranger Things set in a semi-rural English suburb, which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it all just feels a bit flat.

 

John Lewis

1. positive
2. negative

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Argos

2020 was very much the year that we all wanted to give a great big kick in the baubles, so you can imagine most viewers getting fully behind the sentiment of Argos’s ad this time round. It’s one of the more amusing adverts, too — anything that doesn’t zero in on the schmaltz works for us.

Argos

1. positive
2. negative

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Selfridges

This one feels a bit like the punk rock contender: it’s over and done with in just 39 seconds and it’s pretty bonkers. The pace is manic: there’s a talking Christmas tree, bleeped-out swearing, a drag queen, and Ab Fab’s own Jane Horrocks. Maybe it’ll all make a bit more sense after a few mulled wines.

Selfridges

1. positive
2. negative

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and award points 1 to 10

Now list your top 3.

Your nô 3 advert is:

Sports Direct

Asda

Aldi

M&S

Lidl

Very

JD Sports

John Lewis

Argos

Selfridges

Your nô 2 advert is:

Sports Direct

Asda

Aldi

M&S

Lidl

Very

JD Sports

John Lewis

Argos

Selfridges

The best advert is:

Sports Direct

Asda

Aldi

M&S

Lidl

Very

JD Sports

John Lewis

Argos

Selfridges