I (ik) is always capitalized!
Its without ' means something different than it's (also don't, that's, etc.).
Never use Dutch words.
You can't start a sentence with and.
Straat taal - No wanna, gonna, kinda or cuzz. You write the words fully.
Dunglish - you can't translate a sentence word for word from Dutch
Punctuation: Exclamation marks, question marks, points and commas.
No paragraphs.