Florida- A man was working on his motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle
slipped into gear. The man, still holding the
handlebars, was
dragged through a glass door and along with the motorcycle
dumped onto the floor inside the house. The wife, hearing the crash, ran into the dining room, and found her husband on the floor, cut and bleeding. The wife ran to the phone and called an ambulance.
After the ambulance arrived, the husband went to the hospital. The wife saw that there was some gasoline leaking onto the floor. She picked up some paper towels, swiped away the gasoline, and threw the towels in the toilet. The husband was treated at the hospital and came home later that day.
After arriving home, he looked at the shattered door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom, sat on the toilet and smoked a cigarette. After finishing the cigarette, he dropped it between his legs into the toilet bowl while still seated. The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. She called for an ambulance.
The same ambulance crew was called. The paramedics loaded the husband on the stretcher and began carrying him to the street. While they were going down the stairs, one of the paramedics asked the wife how the husband had burned himself. She told them the story and the paramedics started laughing so hard, one of them tipped the stretcher and dumped the husband out. He fell down the steps and broke his arm.
Talking about a bad day...