“I had a flight I’ll never forget”“A few years ago, I went on holiday to India with my then-boyfriend. For 10 days we had a blissful time eating fresh fish on the beach, drinking cocktails and staying in a nice hotel. Our flight home was on Valentine’s Day and I was determined to make our last day as romantic as possible. Unfortunately, my stomach had other ideas. We were sitting at the gate
when I suddenly felt very dodgy. I ran to the loo where I was extremely ill. (I blame the chicken burger I’d had the night before – the only non-Indian food I’d eaten the whole trip). After that, I felt fine – until 20 minutes later.
We were boarding and I motioned to my boyfriend with a panicked look in my eye. He got it immediately. “CAN YOU ALL MOVE OUT OF THE WAY, MY GIRLFRIEND IS ABOUT TO SHIT HERSELF?”. I made it to the plane's loo about half a second too late. There followed a pretty degrading (but could-have-been-a-lot- worse) clean-up situation. Soon after, I was back in the loo again where I continued to empty myself for the next five hours. I was mortified as I had only been with my boyfriend for nine months. But he was sweet, mopping my sweaty brow. He laughed quite a lot though”. – Jacky