Crocs are ugly! (magazine p. 10)
Crocs in fashion ... really? Thanks Nicki Minaj? Some of us aren't hot enough to wear Crocs ironically, OK?! They used to just be ugly but comfortable for those who don't give a sh*t what they look like. Wearing them fashionably feels like a slap in the face, right? This is my last stand: I won't be caught dead in them.