VAMPIRE/CHURCH/DAGGER/OH NO
A long time ago, in the town of Naarden, lived a lonely old
vampire. He was 600 years old. He lived next to a
church that nobody went to. One day he found a
dagger lying on the floor of the church. He used it to eat his dinner, but it was so old that he cut himself with it. '
Oh noooo' he said, and then he remembered that he is dead and he can't feel pain.
The End