Last English lesson H5/A6

• Mentorles
• Middelbare school
• havo
• Leerjaar 5

Wat is de beste smoes voor het niet maken van huiswerk die je ooit hebt gehoord?

Waar woont onze Koning? 

1. Amsterdam
2. Den Bosch
3. Den Haag
4. Nijmegen

Wij hebben bewust voor deze foto en vraag gekozen om te laten zien dat onze Koning vroeger ook maar een leerling was die experimenteerde met alledaagse zaken zoals roken en een biertje drinken (zoals veel leerlingen dat op een dag ook gaan doen). 

Vind je dit niet passend voor jouw klas? Haal dan de vraag uit de quiz of klik deze uit met het oogje in de bewerkingsmodus.

Waar ligt dat op de kaart?

Your turn. Write down your meme that fits this image:

Translate: Malarky

1. geweldig
2. betweter
3. onzin
4. vogel

Translate: Flub

1. knoeiwerk
2. gadget
3. fietsbanddopje
4. sprong

Translate: KAKORRHAPHIOPHOBIA

1. fear of tall people
2. fear of presents
3. fear of cockroaches
4. fear of failure

Geef het NL gezegde voor:
Ignorance is bliss

What was he accidentally wearing?

1. His mother's trousers
2. His mother's underwear
3. His mother's watch
4. His mother's shoes

What did he realise?

1. That he was wearing a microphone.
2. That he forgot to flush the toilet.
3. That the girl was still in class.
4. That he didn't like the food.

Read the text

Even with 2.9 million YouTube views, the Charlize Theron episode isn't

among the show's most widely seen. It lags behind installments featuring

astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson (7 million), rapper Post Malone (11 million), actors James Franco and Bryan Cranston (almost 6 million) and all-time leader Kevin Hart (13 million), in which the comedian weeps deliriously.

www.facebook.com

Read the text

....and all-time leader Kevin Hart (13 million), in which the comedian weeps deliriously.

6 Plenty of YouTube sensations have amassed surprising numbers and

passionate fans. Fewer have been able to cross over to attract mainstream

guests and audiences. The online media company that produces it won't say if Hot Ones is profitable, ....X.... its production budget is low, its marketing is done via social media, and the company counts on a mix of revenue streams.

Which of the following fits the gap

1. because
2. but
3. provided
4. so

Read the text

Ruthin school

Sir, 

In my experience (as a mother of four, and having spent 45 years in teaching), if you tell a teenager not to do something, they

immediately put every effort into doing the opposite.

JACQUELINE FRAMPTON

Leigh-on-Sea, Essex

Sir, 

It is no surprise that Toby Belfield, the head of Ruthin School, is a mathematician. Anyone who has taught literature and poetry

(from any culture) knows there is little chance of preventing affairs of the heart.

STEPHEN SUTTLE

Maarston Magna, Somerset

The Times, 2018

These two letters are a reaction to an earlier article.
What was the title of that article?

1. Ruthin School abolishes all sex education lessons
2. Ruthin School bans pupils from having relationships
3. Ruthin School forbids the use of first names in the classroom
4. Ruthin School tells staff to refuse friendship requests from pupils

meme

last meme

music

Translate the text to English or Dutch and decide which song it is.

Dit is geen Texas (woo), geen hold 'em (hey)
Dus leg je kaarten neer, neer, neer, neer
Dus parkeer je Lexus (woo) en gooi je sleutels omhoog (hey)
Blijf hier, hier, hier, hier, hier (blijf hier)
En ik baal als een stekker als ik niet kan slow dansen met jou

Who sings this?

1. Beyoncé
2. Taylor Swift
3. Katy Perry
4. Lady Gaga

Who sings this?
So I say "Hey don't give up
Look at me I got my eyes closed
Cause hey I believe
Look at me because I'm going blindly for you"
Through the fire on my bare toes (for you)
Though the sky is falling down now (for you)
Will I play this song one more time for you you you
Cause hey I believe
Look at me cause I'm going blindly for you

1. Flemming
2. Antoon
3. Di-Rect
4. Son Mieux

Who sings this?
I always get hungry like a horse after going out
Then I quickly order some toasted sandwiches, but they are not on the menu
So I make them myself and I'm almost dying
'Cause I lost it my sandwich maker (my sandwich maker my sandwich maker)
Where is my tos tos tos tos toaster (x4)
I can't find it in the kitchen, can't find it in the toilet
Can't find him in the room, I should have paid more attention to him
It is not in the utility room or in the shed I just saw him lying in the la la la la la la

1. Flemming
2. Huub Hangop
3. Benni Banani
4. Tos-Tea