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Sickie Excuse 1: I got my fingers stuck in a bowling ball.
Sickie Excuse 8: I was in the loo and my legs fell asleep. When I stood up, I fell and broke my ankle.
Sickie Excuse 10: My dog’s depressed.
Sickie Excuse 24: I have no clean clothes.
Sickie Excuse 29: A random man broke in last night and he’s asleep on my couch.
Sickie Excuse 48: Someone stole all my shoes.