T3 27-08-2021

• Engels
• Middelbare school
• vmbo t
• Leerjaar 3

Friday 

27 August 2021

WELCOME!

This lesson:

• Questions
• Act.1: Would you rather...?
• Act.2: Black stories

How are you feeling today?

😒🙁😐🙂😃

English is....

easy

do-able

difficult

impossible

Studying for a test...

takes a day

takes a week

takes longer than a week

I don't study for English

I (almost) always do my homework for English

yes

no

I need more help with English than just the lessons

yes

no

sometimes

When I don't understand something, I always ask

yes

no

sometimes

I am better at...

tests I can study for

reading/listening tests

both

none

I am worried about English this year

yes

no

WOULD YOU RATHER?

We are going to play a game of Would You Rather?

I am going to pitch you questions. For each question, you have to select one of two possible answers. 

I will randomly ask you to elaborate on your answer, so think carefully!

Would you rather....?

1. never eat pizza
2. never eat McDonalds

Would you rather....?

1. always have the hiccups
2. always be itchy

Would you rather....?

1. never be on snapchat
2. never be on netflix

Would you rather....?

1. never have English class
2. never have maths

Would you rather....?

1. be permanently bald
2. have floor-length hair forever

Would you rather....?

1. live in a house with no electricity
2. live in a house with no running water

Would you rather....?

1. have a rewind button in life
2. have a pause button in life

Would you rather....?

1. be popular
2. be smart

Would you rather....?

1. teleport everywhere
2. read minds

Would you rather....?
(last one...)

1. be really tall
2. be really short

Black stories

Strange/dark riddles with weird outcomes that somehow make sense...

Black Stories

A man was pushed out of an airplane, without he parachute. How was he able to survive?

Black Stories

The plane was still on the runway...

Black Stories

A woman bought new shoes and shortly afterwards she died of a knife-wound.

Black Stories

She was the assistant of a knife-thrower in the circus. He threw a knife with his eyes closed. Her new shoes were 5 centimeters higher.

Black Stories

There’s a black car driving on a black road. Both the street lights and the car lights are turned off, and the buildings are also black. A black cat is crossing over the road andthe car stops to let it pass. How could he see it?

Black Stories

It was daylight.

Black Stories

There are a man and his son in a car. The car crashes and the father dies. When theambulance takes the son to the hospital, the surgeon says: “I can’t do the surgery,because he is my son”. How can that be possible?

Black Stories

The surgeon was a woman, she is his mother.

Black Stories

The surgeon was a woman, she is his mother.

Black Stories

Romeo and Juliet are fish. The cat knocked over the fishbowl.

stay calm and chill :)