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The highly learned 

Dr. Arno  Bourgonje

QUIZ

Arno's Fat Thesis

Question 1

1. Which of the following books has the highest word count?

1. Textbook of Medical Physiology - Guyton & Hall
2. Thesis - Arno Bourgonje
3. The Iliad and The Odyssey - Homer
4. Origins of Species - Charles Darwin

Average person reads 250 words per minute

Arno's thesis = 21 hours and 40 minutes reading time

210.197

words

292.878

words

+/- 325.000

words

325.000

words

First written proof of Arno's scientific endeavors:

Question 2

2. Since Arno's 1st publication in April 2017, how many papers has Arno since (co)-published?

1. 32
2. 49
3. 62
4. 101

Current total: 62 publications 

+/- 1 publication each month

Average article processing fee: 1800 euro's

Arno's costs: 111.600 euro's

3. The problem with media: you can't always control the narrative.
But what line was deleted on Arno's request from his news report?

1. Arno wordt gezien als een boy wonder / Arno is seen as a boy wonder
2. Arno is waar wetenschappelijk onderzoek naar toe gaat / Arno is where scientific research is heading
3. Met een veelbetekenende lach tilt Arno zijn proefschrift op / Arno lifts his thesis with a knowing smile
4. Arts-'Wonderzoeker' doet hoopvolle ontdekkingen / 'Miracle-researcher' makes promising discoveries

Question 3

Arno is Becoming a 

Front Page Celebrity

Veelbetekenende lach / knowing smile

was too much, yet:

A supervisor's dream, 

a fellow PhD's student nightmare

What is his secret?

Question 4

4. What was Arno's go to, to fuel his hard work?

1. Ben & Jerry’s
2. Carrots
3. Protein Bars
4. Chocolate Chip Cookies

He even has a Ben & Jerry's plushie he takes with him to bed... 

Arno's Coffee Consumption

5. How much cups of coffee does Arno drink on a day?

1. 1 cup
2. 2-4 cups
3. 5-7 cups
4. 8-10 cups

Negative correlation between Arno's coffee consumption and his purchase of cups

Gerard's Good Advice

6. What advice from Gerard did Arno follow?

1. Make sure you always listen to your supervisors
2. Don't commit to a girlfriend during your PhD
3. Publish EVERYTHING you can
4. Make sure you take a holiday break at least every 12 weeks

But maybe even more important, 

what is his achilles heel?

7. What is Arno allergic to?

1. Very long meetings
2. Not publishing for a month
3. Sesame and Nuts

All 3 make Arno itchy, short of breath, and irritated

Arno's body 'progress' during his PhD

8. What has Arno's PhD done to his body?

1. He now has a beer belly
2. Nothing unfortunately
3. Loss of muscle and strength.
4. His six pack is more visible than ever before

The devastating results

That's why Arno is now been replaced by a more a lean version

Arno's dietary habits

9. Despite Arno's current lifestyle, he has changed a few things about his diet. What does he choose to eat more often now?

1. Volkoren kroket / Wholemeal croquette
2. Stengels bleekselderij / Celery stalks
3. Een tarwe smoothie / A wheat smoothie.
4. Volkorenpasta met vis / Whole wheat pasta with fish.

Guidance by trained nutritional scientists

10. Which sport does Arno prefer to practice?

1. None, as a PhD student there is no time for it
2. Thinking sport, fun puzzles
3. Skûtsjesilen & ice-skating (like a real Frisian)
4. Running

Groninger 4 mijl heroes!

The Uurwerker

and Dot always have a pitcher with your name on it

Arno's Secret Hobby:

Contributing to Meiland Memes

11. Arno has contributed to the 'Meiland PhD memes' instagram page. Which meme has Arno created?

1. Meme 1 (Presenting)
2. Meme 2 (Secretaresse)
3. Meme 3 (Laboranten)
4. Meme 4 (Meeting met promotor)

He has created them all

The mastermind behind meiland PhD memes

12. In which television-show did Arno make an appearance, and had to settle for 2nd place?

1. De Wereld Draait Door
2. Lingo
3. Achmea Kennisquiz
4. Ex on the Beach

De Wereld Draait Door

It was not the first time that Arno missed out on 1st...

...but luckily he is a man of many talents

ICC young researcher award

2nd place

International contest of medical knowledge

8th place

13. Arno has many talents, but he doesn't seem to understand a number of things. What can't Arno do?

1. Whisper
2. Walk slowly
3. Suturing
4. Cycle slowly

14. Arno is a real collector. What does Arno not collect?

1. Happy Socks
2. Booze
3. Tommy Hilfiger Trousers
4. Phone numbers of women

The things arno collects: 

- Happy socks

- Booze

- Trousers

- Papers

No phone numbers (yet)

At the start of his first year at university, a young Arno wrote down future plans...

15. Arno had written down a number of future plans for himself early on. Which ones has he not yet been able to realize?

1. Salary (10,000-20,000 euros/month)
2. Groceries to be delivered at home
3. His own research line
4. Being surrounded by good friends

Bright future ahead!

But Arno, don't forget about little old Grunn