Classmates,
Bloody hell... I never expected that you thought I would be a freaking English teacher. In a way it feels as if all of you are taking a piss on me because I barely speak English. But as you have bestowed this damned faith upon me, I shall accept it and not disappoint you wankers. Therefore I have decided to stop f*cking around and take school seriously.
You better give me a darn good applaus for this speech or I'll whoop your asses.
So long... b*tches.